White Chicks and Katanas

The supreme irony of this cover is that my female protagonist, Harper Castlemaine, does indeed wield a katana. Because, you know, katana's are just cooler. One of my chief reasons for deciding to go independent was because the Big Six publishers would have a book cover like this for the book, depicting a white chick in vagina-crushing leather with a sword on the cover, thus ensuring that no man will ever - EVER - pick up the book.