Urban Fantasy Romance Snark

Back to my genre (look, I don't really write Romance, it comes out…all wrong, somehow) but I just couldn't resist this. Why is this outfit proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) for Vampire Slaying? Kinky boots? Don't trip while you run from the evil, bloodsucking fiend, love. You can just imagine him, right? Top floor window, Armani tux, no tie, sipping on a fine glass of Chilean reserve as she approaches. "That's it, lover ..just a little closer …"