Fifty Shades of More Snark

Sorry sorry sorry Erotica readers and writers! I actually feel really bad about this, because of the imbalance of snark in the world directed at your genre. Have you noticed though, there is a certain kind of erotic romance market with vaguely suggestive inanimate objects on the cover? No one need ever know! Ever. As you say in a America, suuuuuuuuuuure. As we say in Scotland, aye, right.